A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath, he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later." The nun agreed.
A moment later, two military police officers ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun pointed down a street and replied, "He went that way."
After the officers ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to war."
"I understand completely," the nun replied.
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not being too rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a completely different pair... I don't want to go to war either."
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