A tough guy walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash.
When he has everyone’s attention, he grabs the alligator by the mouth, opens it, and let’s it chomp down on his crotch!
He counts to ten, then slams the gator on the head with a beer bottle and it lets go.
When the applause dies down, he offers $1,000 to anyone willing to try it.
The bar is dead quiet, and finally a little old lady raises her hand. “I’ll try it...but just don’t hit me so hard on the head with that beer bottle”.
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