We've heard some whoppers in our day, but this excuse is pure comedy gold.
After police found meth in the vagina of a woman from North Louisiana, she denied owning the drug. She says she was unsure how the drugs got into her genitalia, Rolland emphatically denied the meth was hers. A female correctional officer searched Rolland and, inside of Rolland's vagina, discovered $6,233 along with "a clear plastic bag" of roughly one gram of meth — which Rolland denied was hers.
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