While being married can be great, there are definitely some frustrations, and even boredom, that comes once you’re been married a long time, and now some folks are sharing some truths about being hitched on social media.
"Huffington Post" recently gathered some of the funniest tweets about marriage, and we bet there are plenty of couples who can definitely relate.
Tweets include (check out some more here):
- Me and my wife at 7:46pm on date night after we’ve already been to Target, Costco and Home Depot.
My husband and I have this rule that whoever opens the clean dishwasher has to unload it. It’s been full since 1995.
Husband: Could you have said that with a little less attitude?
Me: I could have but then I wouldn’t be the woman you married.
I just want my wife to love me the way she loves reality television.
[wife in the kitchen] youre not bringing that to my parents house for thanksgiving
[me making the zombie brain dip I made for our halloween party] people went wild for this
Pray for my husband who I just caught tearing up one of my Bed Bath & Beyond coupons. Like, who did I marry OMG
Me: Bathroom is cleaned.
Wife: Thank you.
Me: Why do we keep the toilet brush in the shower?
Me: Why is the toilet brush in the shower?
Wife: What the hell are you talking about?
Me: The puffy thing with the handle.
Wife: MY LOOFAH?!
Me: You named the toilet brush?
Me: We are leaving in 10 minutes, is everyone ready?!
Husband: Ya, I just need to cut the grass, take a crap and have a quick shower.
Marriage is spending years carefully learning your spouse’s likes and dislikes so you can order things they hate and won’t steal off your plate.
Source: Huffington Post