The 10th grade teacher asks Mary: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?"
Mary responds: "That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!"
So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: "That's easy...the pupil of the eye."
"That's correct, Johnny. Very good!"
And turning to Mary, she says:
"I've three things to say to you, young lady...
first, you didn't do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you're in for a big disappointment!"
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