Cliff Calvin From Cheers Explained To Norm Why He Felt Smarter After A Few Beers... BRILLIANT!

"Well you see Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. 

So when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that get killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general whole group keep improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

The human brain works that way too. It only operates as fast as the slowest brain cell. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. 

So regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.So Norm, that's why you always feel smarter after a few beers...

Cliff Clavin, from Cheers :)

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