Patient Visits The Doctor But What He Told The Receptionist.. MY GOODNESS!!

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. 

The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my junk", he replied. The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." 

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private." 

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" 

"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 

"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't pee out of it," he replied. (The waiting room erupted in laughter.) 

SHARE if it made you LAUGH :)

Marty and Jodi in the Morning

Marty and Jodi in the Morning

Want to know more about Marty and Jodi in the Morning? Get their official bio, social pages & articles on 95.7 The Jet!

title

Content Goes Here