Husband Asked His Wife What He Wanted For Their Anniversary. What She Told Him.. Oh Dear...

John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. 

“Would you like a new Mink Coat?” he asks. “Not really,” says Mary.

“Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” says John. “No,” she responds. 

“What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggests.

She again rejects his offer with a, “No thanks.” Frustrated he finally asks, 

“Well what would you like for your anniversary?”

“John, I’d like a divorce,” answers Mary. John thinks for a moment and replies 

“Sorry dear, I wasn’t planning to spend that much.”

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Marty and Jodi in the Morning

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