Three men are killed in a crash on Christmas Day, and all find themselves at St. Peter's gate....
St. Peter says to the men:"Seeing as it's Christmas time, you'll each need to show me something that symbolizes the spirit of the season, to get through the gate."
The first man fishes in his pocket and pulls out his lighter, and lights it, and says:"Candles symbolize Christmas!"
St. Peter says:"Very well, you can go in."
The second man thinks for a bit (since he can no longer use his lighter), and fishes in his pockets and pulls out his keys. He shakes them a bit and says:"They sound like Jingle Bells!"
St. Peter says:"Very well, you may enter."
The third man thinks even longer.. and finally fishes in his pocket and pulls out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter, confused, says:"And what have you got there?"
The third man says:"They're Carol's!"
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