MCDONALD’S EMPLOYEE SMUGGLES 80 LBS OF MCNUGGETS IN HIS ANAL CAVITY
31-year old Andy Brown was arrested the other morning by the Ottawa Police, after a cavity search revealed four condoms filled with frozen chicken nuggets hidden in his rectum.
Seems Andy’s boss became suspicious when he noticed a huge drop in product inventory.
“We installed additional security cameras at various strategic locations throughout the restaurant, and we were finally able to identify the problem. We were extremely shocked when we saw him going inside the freezer with his hands full of condoms and lubricant!”