The DUH! Report: Man hides more than a grand in his rectum.
Pattreon Stokes was pulled over for speeding in Florida but authorities ended up finding meth, crack, marijuana, and a seven-month-old baby in his car.
They also spotted a large amount of money but when they came back to retrieve it, the cash was gone. An eagle-eyed officer spotted Stokes' cash coming out of his rectum, where he had stashed a total of $1-thousand-and-90. As police explain, Stokes was "bummed" and is now facing a slew of drug possession charges.