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The Zoological Wildlife Conservation Center in Rainier, Oregon, has a sloth sleepover program where you and 15 other sloth fans can spend a night with the slow-moving animals. For $600, you'll gain access to a two-person tent as well as a Q&A session, according to the program's website. You'll also get to observe and gently pet a colony of sloths during their most "active" time of day. As an added bonus, you'll receive a free "I Slept With A Sloth" T-shirt, so there's that. [Source]
Omg, this is too much for me.
Now, if $600 is too steep for you there is a cheaper option. For $100 you can get an hour long session with the sloths and their handlers during the day. You'll be able to feed and pet their "Ambassador Sloths" but you can't hold them (at the sleepover either) because it causes "acute detrimental effects" to the animals.
It's also worth noting that the sleepover comes with some strict rules:
- No talking
- No Noise
- No videos (photos are ok)
- Children under 16 must have guardian
- No holding the sloths