in #CASE you missed it… Florida Man Smashed 20 Cars Because Trump Owes Him $1-Trillion:
A Florida man appears to have a solid reason for vandalizing 20 cars in Oskaloosa Island Holiday Inn parking lot…at least in his mind.
Justin James Wilson was found napping on a bench after going on a spree of smashing cars with rocks and a belt buckle. When police woke him up, he said, “Take me to jail. I did it because Donald Trump owes me $1-trillion, and these vehicles belong to the mafia.”
The President couldn’t be reached for comment as to when Wilson might expect his financial windfall