It’s not every day you see a naked dude running through the aisles of a Lowe’s Home Improvement Center. That’s exactly what shoppers in Greenwood, South Carolina were treated to this past Sunday.
Cops say Kelvin Lamont Cooper III was seen going au-naturel in the store and found him simply covered in a towel in the home and garden section when they arrived. As to why he ditched the pants, Cooper reportedly thought he was being followed by “people who want to kill him.”
Then, he heard his pants “beep” while hiding in the store, and he thought they might explode if he kept them on.
Sound logic, there.
Source:Index Journal
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