It's FRIIIIIIIIDDDAAYYYY and we're feelin' it over here, as Bender gets raked for his condiment choices, an Orgeon man makes the Gazette for the worst reason, 40% of lazy Americans have a weird opinion about their atheltic prowess, meatball candles, what doesn't belong in a burrito, Virgin Galactic is ready to take you out there, what's up with Bob Ross, cursing parrots, finger eating chairs, Puget Sound Showdown gets a new winner (sorry, Connie) and of course, the Feel Good Friday Morning Dance Party. Thanks for listening! Have a great and safe weekend.
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